Bumper Stickers

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Forget about world peace, visualize using your blinker.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
God is my co-pilot.
Body piercing changed my life!

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer

Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move

Keep honking...I'm reloading

Caution!  I drive like you do

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot

I took an IQ test and the results were negative

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Things not to say to the Police Officer

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer

Gee, Officer!  That's terrific!  The last officer gave me a warning, too

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

The truth about car ads

Rough condition: Too bad to lie about
Parts car: Beyond repair
Immaculate: Recently washed
Dependable: Ugly
Rebuilt engine: Cleaned spark plugs
Excellent gas mileage: Slow
Drive it away: Live on a hill

Sounds/Noise

Examination Charges

"pin-click-ping"             -$10.00

"click-whine-click"       -$25.00 

"clunk-whine-clunk"    -$50.00

  "thud-clunk-thud"         -$100.00

  "clang-thud-clang"        -$300.00

    "Can't describe it"      -$500.00

GOD BLESS YOU

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